I have to be at school at 8:45am on a Saturday morning... to learn how to do scrotal and rectal exams. Ah, the life of a med student...
Metochlopramide, chlorpropramide, chlorpromazine, prochlorperazine... If you're dyslexic they're all the same. Unfortunately they're really not... Now multiply that list of drugs by like 500 and thats what I have to know by May. I think I need some fluoxetine, fluvoxamine, paroxetine... Maybe I'll just settle with high velocity transcortical lead therapy.
High velocity transcortical lead therapy on CT
CT>MRI for blood and bone, T1 MRI lipid bright, T2 MRI H2O bright, FLAIR MRI for MS
If anyone ever tells you they're in med school it may be more fitting to offer condolences rather than congratulations, especially if they're a second year student.

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